Show Me Your Ball

Today I was sitting in a big chair at my mom's house and happened to have three little boys sitting on my lap. At one point I yawned and they noticed my filling. That got them talking and really pushing to look in my mouth some more. Being the kind mother that I am, I obliged and opened my mouth very wide. Karson then shouted, "Whoa! She's got a ball!" In my head I'm sorting it out, but mostly thinking, "What!" Then Gove looked and he shouted, "I see it! I see her ball!" By now I had figured out that they were referring to my uvula! Then Max said, "Let me see my mama's ball!" That's when I lost it and started cracking up, which only caused the crowding on my lap to become worse and the little noses to get closer to my face. "Hey! I can't see your ball! Open your mouth." I finally made them get off my lap and they walked away awe-stricken. Ahhh.. what a freak of nature I am with my ball.