Last week I had an appointment with my OB. The night before the appointment, I told Max that he was going to get to go with me to the doctor. He replied, "Are you getting a shot?" I told him the I would not be getting a shot, but that the doctor was going to listen to the baby's heartbeat and tell me I am fat. Nolan heard this and asked shocked, "He tells you you're fat!?!" Here's the rest of the conversation:
Me: "No, but he is going to weigh me and I can see that I am fat."
Nolan: "You're not fat, you're just heavy."
Me: "What! How is that better?"
Nolan: "No! I mean that you are heavy as in your weight is heavy because you're pregnant!"
Me: "I am fat and pregnant, or as you say 'heavy'."
Nolan: "I am not saying you are fat. Shaqille O'Neal is heavy because he weighs a lot, but he is not fat."
Me: "You should stop talking."
Nolan: "C'mon! You know what I am saying!"
Me: "Yes, I know what you are saying. This is going on the blog."
Nolan: "Don't put it on the blog!"
Now, in his defense, he was not telling me I was fat by using a nicer word -"heavy." I got what he was saying. Note to all men, do not compare your pregnant wife to a giant man who is known to be among the largest of all the giant basketball players. It can never turn out in your favor. In retaliation, I am posting this very flattering picture of Nolan with a nylon over his head. Enjoy!
Me: "No, but he is going to weigh me and I can see that I am fat."
Nolan: "You're not fat, you're just heavy."
Me: "What! How is that better?"
Nolan: "No! I mean that you are heavy as in your weight is heavy because you're pregnant!"
Me: "I am fat and pregnant, or as you say 'heavy'."
Nolan: "I am not saying you are fat. Shaqille O'Neal is heavy because he weighs a lot, but he is not fat."
Me: "You should stop talking."
Nolan: "C'mon! You know what I am saying!"
Me: "Yes, I know what you are saying. This is going on the blog."
Nolan: "Don't put it on the blog!"
Now, in his defense, he was not telling me I was fat by using a nicer word -"heavy." I got what he was saying. Note to all men, do not compare your pregnant wife to a giant man who is known to be among the largest of all the giant basketball players. It can never turn out in your favor. In retaliation, I am posting this very flattering picture of Nolan with a nylon over his head. Enjoy!
And you thought the baby pictures were bad!
6 comments:
Oh these Boys, will they ever learn ?! And NO you are not fat. You are still skinnier than me and you are about NINE MONTHS PREGNANT !
LOVE the picture : )
You are too funny!!
Good ole husbands, always trying to say the right thing.
Thanks for the laugh. Too funny!
Ya. Well Mikenna was walking behind me the other day saying, "Large, Large, Large" I think she was referring to my "large" backside. LOLOLOL!!!!
I am just catching up on my blog reading and I started laughing out loud when I read this. You guys are so funny. I love the picture of Nolan!
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