When Max is "done" in the bathroom, he screams as loud as he possibly can, "Mom, I'm done!" Then I get to come into the smelly bathroom and wipe his smelly bottom. If I had a dime for every bottom I've wiped, well I'd have lots of dimes...
These hands aren't meant for wiping
So today Max yelled of his pooping success, and as his dutiful mom I hurried to the bathroom to wipe his poopy bum. When I got there he looked a little bewildered and we shared the following conversation:
Me: Are you Done? (I have been told far too often "just two more poops")
Max: Yippo. You know what happened? A little drop of poop dropped into the toilet and some water dropped out of the toilet and dropped into my eye! (Followed by some eye rubbing)
Me: What?!? That's pretty gross.
Max: Haha... yeah it was.
So, that's today's lesson. If you are four years old and prone to dropping water when you drop your poop, close your eyes for goodness sakes!
These hands aren't meant for wiping
So today Max yelled of his pooping success, and as his dutiful mom I hurried to the bathroom to wipe his poopy bum. When I got there he looked a little bewildered and we shared the following conversation:
Me: Are you Done? (I have been told far too often "just two more poops")
Max: Yippo. You know what happened? A little drop of poop dropped into the toilet and some water dropped out of the toilet and dropped into my eye! (Followed by some eye rubbing)
Me: What?!? That's pretty gross.
Max: Haha... yeah it was.
So, that's today's lesson. If you are four years old and prone to dropping water when you drop your poop, close your eyes for goodness sakes!
4 comments:
Um, I think my only question would be . . why the heck was his FACE so close to the toilet bowl !
Boys are gross : ) Oh and you're MUCH nicer than I am. I started making Douglas wipe his own behind a long time ago !
Dallin knows I am the Bum Wiper and he is the Flusher Man. Are Max's eyes brown?
Trevor used to announce to everyone that he had gone poopy and requested that everyone come see. You know anything to get them potty trained!
ha ha ha ha boys are so gross! poor Mom :(
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